I, Mother

BlueLion70: it's good too because I owe my mom 100 bucks so now I don't have to take that whole thing out of my bank account to pay her back
Sharq492: lol truuuuuuuue
BlueLion70: I charged a bunch of stuff on my credit card hoping she'd think the charges were hers
Sharq492: lol
Sharq492: didnt work
BlueLion70: but she was like "sam, wtf is this 40 dollars worth of food at yankee stadium"
BlueLion70: among other things
Sharq492: did u get away with ne of it
BlueLion70: no
BlueLion70: but a couple of people owe me money that I can cash in on
Sharq492: moms are incredible at busting their kids
Sharq492: jesus christ
BlueLion70: I know
BlueLion70: it's creepy
Sharq492: seriously
Sharq492: think about the bust to nonbust ratio
Sharq492: its obscene
Sharq492: they know us too damn well
Sharq492: officially
Sharq492: my theory is they have friends that we dont even know about
Sharq492: close friends
Sharq492: with no lives
Sharq492: who they pay to tail us
Sharq492: that we never meet
Sharq492: but they always follow us and report back
Sharq492: "Sam was spending major cash at Yankee Stadium thursday"
BlueLion70: you know I would not actually be surprised if that was true
Sharq492: seriously i think i figured out their secret
Sharq492: i feel like will smith in I, Robot